I beg you to forgive me, dear Firefox

by admin · July 18, 2011

Dear Firefox:

three years ago when we first sight, I thought: that’s you – I can use life waiting for the browser. I finally found the other half of the students shot. So I immediately discard the IE, feel the burn and the way you moved. Yes, our passion is that some of these years, heave, but the overall length of the common good. I take it seriously.

However, in September this year, Google Chrome broke into my living. I acknowledge that they are completely fascinated by her.

She was very cute. Peugeot, Chun Zhi, and understanding, I just love her like a woman. And more than that, there are some I can not tell the charm – it should be is the magic of Google. In short, I was thoroughly defeated her.

I and Chrome inseparable. Open at the same hour I will have 20-30 tabs. She has a free soul, clever clever was pandemonium. I super love her cute little button, those that allow me to quickly open a new tab in the small plus sign (+). I even do not have to tell her, she will automatically display a thumbnail of the site I most often go. If I need a pretty little private time, she will for me to open a hidden mode (Icognito Mode) window and then secretly away.

I was think it is just a short period of passion. In the night comes I never thought I would move all the way and Chrome.

But when you show the hour, work has become terrible. Chrome disgust and another browser in the same room. Not just you, Safari, Flock, Opera, IE and even she can not tolerate. If unsightly installed another browser, sometimes my system would mysteriously died there, where I had to crawl under the table and made pulling the power cord missing. This. . . . This is really hard to read.

So I made a difficult choice. I set the system Chrome the default browser. I want to responsible for her.

Goodwill and Chrome so I get along with some time. But did not last long, Chrome has the temperament to become a beginning. She does not like the scroll wheel on my mouse. She refused to put my web page as a plain text file. No matter what I say some good times, she always remember my login name and password.

Then – I really do not know how to say go – start sex she had. Video good times and bad. But the same video but you can play perfectly. I tried to convince myself

Chrome is still Beta stage, over time, she will slowly get better. But I thought of her sisters, Gmail and Froggle. And her brother Lively, I hope he sleep it. In fact, Chrome’s brothers and sisters life is not very good, this is the rich family (Google) the child was spoiled in the end.

Finally, I want to really say to you, I was wrong, I’m sorry. I know I snapped past a good color. But I will do for you to offset any work. I will be ordered by the Mozilla Foundation, under the sea of ??fire. I will room goes Google founders Larry and Sergey’s mentally torn posters. Reformed you have the final say, I’m your person.

Beg you, can you forgive me? Honey, I want to go home. . .囧